平时小吵小闹对我寇寇也就算了，但不能对我来真格的发脾气。我嗓门高、脸皮厚，你要对我凶，我就大喊大叫乱喳喳，惊扰了四邻反正咱脸皮厚不害羞。嘿，不过你要也脸皮厚不怕邻居笑话你找个神经病的老婆，那你就凶吧!

　　4、不准对我动手

　　老祖宗都教育说‘好男不给女斗’所以无论以后我多么任性、无理取闹(估计也不会，我挺善解人意哒)你也不准动手。我生下来就是千金，是宝贝，是世界上的唯一，嫁给你是你的荣幸，只能用来好好疼不准动手!听见喽不!

　　5、不准懒

　　嘿，俄有点小懒，但爱干净，爱洗澡。结婚后不准表现出你们男人的邋遢本性!我嫁的是老公，不是垃圾场!我们的东西你都要收拾的井井有条，干干净净。

　　6、允许你同时爱3个女人

　　嘿嘿，我够心胸宽广吧。你说说一般的女人谁有我这样的深明大义啊，找我这样的老婆你就偷着乐吧。哼，不过这3个女人都必须是我指定的名额：咱妈、咱妮、和我。其她都甭想!至于你岳母那就不强逼你啦，我爱就行了。

　　7、必须一直看我是宝

　　不论多老，在你心中我永远都是你的宝，尤其我40岁!都说‘男人40一朵花，女人40豆腐渣’你也不准嫌弃我。奶奶哩，谁让我20岁一朵花时都没嫌弃你20岁毛蛋孩子一个来。。嘿嘿再说了，你媳妇牛的很，照样能在40岁穿出18岁超短裙的感觉。

　　8、不准沾花惹草

　　你要敢在外沾花惹草，背叛我，对我不忠，那我就敢红杏出墙!让你瞧瞧，你媳妇风韵不减当年，有多少人惦记着呢。听着：你要敢有那本事，咱就赛赛!哼

　　9、允许你以后看到此规章制度发表言语不满和抗议

　　哈，但只是无效，仍然要履行其它职责。谁让你是俺老公来，别人没那福命喊我老婆也…哈哈

　　x年xx月xx日

　　Cold here, icy cold there. You belong to neither, leaves have withered. Your face is pale and blue, a tearful smile. Something in your eyes, whispers words of last good-bye. My heart sinks down, tears surge out.

　　此处冷，彼处更冷。枯叶凋零，君属何人。君面惨淡忧郁，含泪而笑。君热泪盈眶，喃喃自语，难言再见。妾心沉落，泪涌似涛。

　　Hot summer. Cheerful Cocktail. You took my hand. We fled into another world of ba nd. You sat by my side, long hair tied behind, cool and killing. Smile floating on the lemonade, soft and smooth. How I was ?amazed. Your face looked like the cover of the magazine. My head spin. You led my hand, danced along the crazy theme.

　　酷夏。仍忆鸡尾酒会。君执妾手，共享二人世界。君坐妾之侧，长发束于脑后，英姿勃发。笑容荡漾。妾讶君面尤类杂志封面。旋转，君执妾手，疯狂舞曲。

　　Light vied with wine, elegance mixed with fragrance, laughing covered by greetings, the crowed was busy at handshaking. You stood there, eyes on me. I trembled at the sparkles, brighter than the light. A masterpiece from God, I felt dizzy. We were not near, yet we were together.

　　灯酒相辉，芳雅相应，祝辞笑声此起彼伏，芸芸皆劳碌于握手。君站立一旁，美目探 妾。妾莹灯下颤颤而立。此必上帝之杰作，使晕眩。虽妾与君相隔甚远,然心相近。

　　Days ended. You said, you would wait for me at th e Alps side. We would ski against snowflakes dancing in the sky. I gave no answer but a good-bye to accompany your flight. Gone was the plane, I suddenly tasted my pain. I knew I had been silly and stupid, you were in my heart, I shouldn ’t have hidden in the dark. I tried to forget your disappointment. I made believe sometime someday, I would tell you, I feel all the same.

　　往日已去。君云君将于阿尔卑斯山畔待妾，滑雪于雪花飞舞之天空下。妾欲说还休，但嘱祝福。飞机渐逝，妾心将苦。妾深知妾之愚蠹，君已窃妾心，妾当不可漠然于暗中彷徨。妾尝试忘君之失，然无可善终。妾信某日某时，妾将告君妾心永驻。

　　My thought struggled at confessing, somehow hesitation ended in flinching. I continued my role of a fool, clinched to my maiden pride, yet secretly indulged in your promise of the white land -- snow measuring down to us, in your arms I am lifted up. The chiming of Christmas bell!

　　妾于忏悔中挣扎，不时退缩，犹豫。妾愚于处子之婚，然潜纵于君之诺。白雪皑皑，君挽妾身，妾意甚欢，共听圣诞钟声。

　　The bell died in the patter of rain, from hell came the laughing of Satan at my brain. Tearful smile, swallowed by the darkness. How could I trace your hair to wipe your tears? My hands reached out, catching nothing but a raindrop, on a leaf that had withered.